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Foaled 2009 · by Distorted Humor out of Movie Star (Royal Academy)

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26Runs

1Wins

22nd / 3rd

97Best OR

£15,521Prize money

Form 447434/00/90 (latest on the right) · Flat · ran 18 Mar 12 – 12 Mar 16, last for Doug Watson · current OR 65

Date	Course & race	Trip	Going	Pos	OR	Jockey
12 Mar 16	Sharjah (UAE)Longines Prima Luna (Handicap) (Dirt) · 6f · Fast	6f	Fast	10/10	65	Pat Dobbs
19 Feb 16	Jebel Ali (UAE)Commercial Bank Of Dubai (Handicap) (Dirt) · 6f · Fast	6f	Fast	9/11	68	Sam Hitchcott
6 Mar 15	Jebel Ali (UAE)Roma Capanelle (Conditions Race) (Dirt) · 5f · Fast	5f	Fast	14/15	80	Sam Hitchcott
31 Jan 15	Meydan (UAE)Al Naboodah Commercial Group Trophy (Conditions Race) (Dirt) · 6f · Fast	6f	Fast	11/14	84	Pat Dobbs
23 Sep 14	NottinghamVip Hospitality Boxes At Nottingham Racecourse Handicap · Class 4 · 5f13y · Good To Firm	5f13y	Good To Firm	4/10	69	Cam Hardie
19 Aug 14	YarmouthGev Handicap · Class 5 · 5f43y · Good To Firm	5f43y	Good To Firm	3/6	70	Ted Durcan
31 Jul 14	NottinghamMia Long Run Home Handicap · Class 5 · 5f13y · Good To Firm	5f13y	Good To Firm	4/10	71	Frederik Tylicki
29 Jun 14	SalisburyDerek Burridge Golf & Racing Trophies Handicap (Seniors' Sprint) · Class 4 · 5f · Good To Firm	5f	Good To Firm	7/8	74	Pat Dobbs
14 Jun 14	SandownBetfred 'Your World Cup Bookmaker' Handicap (Jockey Club Grassroots Flat Sprint Series Qualifier) · Class 4 · 5f6y · Good	5f6y	Good	4/10	76	Pat Dobbs
20 May 14	YarmouthNorwich Airport Handicap · Class 4 · 5f43y · Good To Firm	5f43y	Good To Firm	4/4	79	Ryan Moore
26 Apr 14	Wolverhampton (AW)Quicksilverslots More Jackpots More Machines Handicap · Class 2 · 5f20y · Standard	5f20y	Standard	9/10	91	Martin Lane
14 Apr 14	WindsorDownload The Unibet Pro App Handicap (Div 1) · Class 4 · 5f10y · Good	5f10y	Good	11/11	84	Jimmy Quinn

All 26 runs

Date	Course & race	Trip	Going	Pos	OR	Jockey
1 Mar 14	Lingfield (AW)bookmakers.co.uk Handicap · Class 2 · 5f · Standard	5f	Standard	2/9	91	Jimmy Quinn
17 Feb 14	Wolverhampton (AW)Compare Bookmakers At bookmakers.co.uk Handicap · Class 2 · 5f20y · Standard	5f20y	Standard	4/12	91	Jimmy Quinn
18 Dec 13	Lingfield (AW)Compare Bookmakers At Bookmakers.co.uk Handicap · Class 2 · 6f · Standard	6f	Standard	12/12	92	Sean Levey
4 Dec 13	Lingfield (AW)Compare Bookmakers At bookmakers.co.uk Handicap · Class 2 · 5f · Standard	5f	Standard	4/10	92	Sean Levey
13 Nov 13	Kempton (AW)Betdaq - The Sports Betting Exchange Handicap · Class 3 · 5f · Standard	5f	Standard	5/10	94	Oisin Murphy
12 Jul 13	YorkCranswick PLC Food Group Handicap · Class 2 · 5f · Good To Firm	5f	Good To Firm	15/15	88	Neil Callan
28 Jun 13	NewcastleBetfred Gosforth Park Cup (Handicap) · Class 2 · 5f · Good To Soft	5f	Good To Soft	14/14	90	Mickael Barzalona
15 Jun 13	MusselburghWilliam Hill Scottish Sprint Cup (Handicap) · Class 2 · 5f · Good To Firm	5f	Good To Firm	10/17	92	Paddy Aspell
25 May 13	York32Red.com Sprint (Handicap) · Class 2 · 5f · Good	5f	Good	9/19	94	Steve Drowne
8 May 13	ChesterStellar Group Handicap · Class 2 · 5f16y · Good To Firm	5f16y	Good To Firm	10/13	96	Jim Crowley
28 Nov 12	Kempton (AW)sportinglife.com Handicap · Class 2 · 6f · Standard	6f	Standard	7/7	97	Jim Crowley
14 Nov 12	Kempton (AW)Betdaq Mobile Apps Handicap · Class 3 · 5f · Standard	5f	Standard	1/12	92	Neil Callan
11 Sep 12	LeicesterBetfair Commits 40 Million To British Racing Conditions Stakes · Class 3 · 5f2y · Good	5f2y	Good	6/8	95	Pat Dobbs
18 Mar 12	Palermo (ARG) Group 3Gran Premio Irlanda (3yo+) (Dirt) · 5f · Standard	5f	Standard	6/8	–	Pablo G Falero

Ubetterbegood2009

Distorted Humor

Movie Star

–

Royal Academy

Femme Fatale

Distorted Humor as a stallion

In our records: 513 runners, 223 winners (43%), 75 black-type winners including 16 at the top level, 76 more placed in black type. Runners foaled 2000–2021.

His best
Pathfork Group 1 OR 120 · Aesop's Fables Group 1 OR 117 · Cursory Glance Group 1 OR 112 · Santin Group 1 · Varda Group 1 · Restless Rider Group 1

The dam: Movie Star by Royal Academy

She ran 2 times and won 0.

The 2nd dam, Femme Fatale: 2 other runners, 0 winners

Horse	Runs	Wins	Best
Amore Di Rafaela (BRZ) 2011 filly · by Elusive Quality	1	0	–
Claude Monet (BRZ) 2009 gelding · by Vettori	20	0	OR 80

The family at the sales — out of the same dam

Foal	Sale	Result
Bad Dog2015 gelding by Pastoral Pursuits	2018 Goffs UK September HIT SaleLot 274 · in training	£800Frank Fuhrmann
Pastoral Star2013 filly by Pastoral Pursuits	2014 Goffs UK PremierLot 492 · yearling	£19,000H Morrison/anthony Stroud
Willow's Wish2008 filly by Intikhab	2009 Goffs UK St Leger, Part 2Lot 64 · yearling	£6,000Moore, G.
None colt by Vettori	2005 Arqana Breeze Up SaleLot 46 · breeze-up	€6,500CAVALLARO Salvatore & Matteo

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